Say say oh playmate - I cannot play with you - My dolly's got the Flu - Boo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo

I just got my damn period.

MY PERIOD!!!

After months of not having it.. it decides to come two days before the weekend.
What a piece of shit. It hates me. Whatever. You're a bastard, period. I just don't like you.
Maybe I can get one of those needles in my bum that stops your period? Although, knowing me and my bad luck with the "pill" .. I'd probably end up getting non-stop period for the next few years if I did get the needle.

Period. Is that even how it's spelt? I've looked at the word too much now and it just doesn't look right. I used to be able to spell real good. And I never said shit like "real good". I think I'm dumb. Well, I'm becoming dumb. I forget how to spell. I forget correct English. Punctuation, grammar and proper sentence structure is out the window. Weed did this to me. Weed and copious amounts of alcohol over the past year. Until I got home about a month ago, I was drinking heavily everyday. Darwin and Cairns did that to me. It's just normal to drink and be drunk everyday. Spend your hangover at the wavepool/hostel pool/lagoon .. in the sun, getting a tan.
I probably have skin cancer. I haven't checked that out yet.



So I didn't eat yesterday. Day one of the fast - COMPLETED.
Now to get through today.
I didn't go and smoke weed last night - so that might have something to do with getting through it easy-peasy.

I bet I'm gonna be grossly bloated though by the time the weekend comes around.




Also, thanks a lot to the girls that commented yesterday.
My doctor didn't even tell me that what happened to me was like a build up to fainting.
I've never passed out before like that, so it was a bit scary.
Thanks for clear up!



Birthday tomorrow.. Ahhh woooo

22/shit.